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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

No, not a chance

Then came..

No go.

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Next, they tried...

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Loons and Moons

Canadians went out of their way to help Americans stranded in Canada after 9.11.2001. Why did Canadians help so much the way they did? We read that Canadians don't particularly like Americans to begin with.

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What disturbed you today?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics