What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:08

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
No, not a chance
Then came..
No go.
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
—
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics